And then I cashed out, $20.00 richer. Well, at least $20.00 less poor.
Now, THAT is a vacation.

Pondering life's mysteries and happenings...one day at a time.

From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 7:07 AM 0 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: B, bad assness, can I get a witness, frustrating times, money rules, pennies really are from heaven, this one has photos, tirades are best in all cap, Vegas is my nirvana, we need more vacation time

* I just realized there is no first asterisk. You may now proceed to the second asterisk. Do not stop. Do not collect $200. However, if you have $200, please give it to me. I am in Vegas you know. I am broke.
**My apologies to maintenance people who are not thieves. That is probably almost all of you. You are easy to blame though. So are cleaning people who eat lunches. Except they don't. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE LUNCH EATERS. Ahem.
***I have a foul mouth. This guy did not. He was scared of me. I liked it that way.
From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 5:47 PM 4 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: comedic criminals, crime watch chronicles, frustrating times, logic slays all, strange odors travel far and fast, tirades are best in all cap, wacky renters, yelling is a mastered skill
From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 6:13 PM 7 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: animals are savages, B, can I have some warm weather, love me some family time, mother nature can be ruthless, my husband rocks, our local haunts, this one has photos, wild animals

From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 5:51 PM 6 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: B, can I get a witness, frustrating times, I am no MacGyver, oh the mystery, quirks make a person, trying to do my part

*Bonus points to those that know where the title of the post comes from.
From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 6:00 PM 6 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: art is a lost form, B, elderly people are so darn cute, hilarity ensues, I love the 90s, like father like daughter, memorable quotes, my family is full of comedians, this one has photos
Miss me bitches!** I will miss you.

*That family trip was pretty awesome. Read all about it here.
**Or bastards if you prefer. For you non-swearers, it will be bunnies.***
***That is an inside joke I have with...myself. Yep, I need a vacation.
****My profile picture is also from my wedding. I am laughing in it because right before I had to leave the dressing room my phone went off telling me I had an appointment - to get married. I apparently set it while in Vegas in November when we picked the date and forgot about it.
*****Some posts will be posted throughout the week, all written in advance and probably completely random. They will not, however, have 5 sets of asterisks.
From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 7:12 PM 8 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: B, bro is like my special guest star, love me some family time, my husband rocks, my sanity is precious to me, this one has photos, valuable prizes, we like routines, we need more vacation time
From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 7:31 AM 3 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: are you listening, blast from the past, hilarity ensues, I like simple things, I love the 80's, I may be tone deaf, sad things are sometimes funny too, time travel sounds like a good idea

*I typically do not completely undress to get blood drawn from my ARM, but that's just me.****
**The appropriate response is to smile and/or say "yes", as you get up and move toward the nurse. It is not proper to just sit there with your newspaper saying "what" repeatedly. Take note half dressed man!
***Or is that a full moon? I can't keep this straight.
****I also do not get undressed in common waiting areas. Again, that's just me.
From the Creative Mind of *~Dani~* at 7:43 AM 4 thoughts on the subject Links to this post
Labels: are you listening, don't call me doctor, flashing the world, learn your manners, logic slays all, my opinion whether wanted or not, vampires have many rules, you can call me Nurse Ratched