*This insane post is brought to you by too many hours at the office and not enough hours in the bed. At this time I would like to thank my sponsor, i.e. the law firm. I couldn't have done this without you. Cheers!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
*I may have a brain injury.
**Then there was the time I just left the gas on but turned off the burner. B accused me of trying to kill him. Good thing he doesn't smoke...
***Can you name that scary movie during this Halloween week?
****I write about fire a lot, don't I?
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
*Right now, B is reading this and saying OCKward. He thinks that is how I pronounce it. Now I insist on only pronouncing it with a British accent.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Lesson: Don't turn your back, or your ass, on a sleeping cat.*
*Especially if your idea of a good time is forcing said cat to take pictures in various poses that amuse you greatly but just piss the cat off.**
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
*When my Dad first told me we were getting a dog, I wanted to name her Scruffles. I was 13. Too old to have thought that shit was cute. Lucky for Bandit, she looked like a bandit. Lucky for me too as I cannot imagine running through the neighborhood yelling SCRUFFLES.
**This was not good because Bandit would get into anyone's car that opened their door. One day I was chasing her and someone tried to take her. Sometimes I wonder if I should have just let them. They had no clue what they were getting into. RIP Bandit.
***I am so deep and profound. I also sound like a fortune cookie. One of those bad ones that tell you proverbs but not your FORTUNE. Grrr.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Yes, I take terrible pictures while driving. What do you expect? I am supposed to be DRIVING.
*I did not, in fact, get anyone fired. Yet I got blamed for it.
**I did not, in fact, make anyone cry. I also got blamed for that. Two for two!
Sunday, October 18, 2009
See, Jenny, Lucas is not the only left-handed artist in the family.
*Although everyone knows by now, I must insert this disclaimer - when I say "we" in a sentence with painting, "we" is actually just B. Except for the time I painted the little toilet room in the basement. No, it is not a bathroom. There is no bath. There is no sink. It is just a toilet. There are also three litter boxes. Toilet room indeed.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
*You can also see more pictures of L and his skeleton pjs!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
- your name
- your phone number
- your CONFESSION
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
*Or a football game. Or a basketball game. I am a bit better with hockey. A bit.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Thursday, October 08, 2009
*Somebody forgot to charge her camera before going to the cider mill. Sadly, that leaves you without a picture of me looking like a scarecrow while holding three corn stalks.
**I know you like what I did with that title there, I incorporated 3 of the major themes of these photos. B would be so proud.