Thursday, February 26, 2009

You Know You're Really Tired When...

...you fall asleep during the last 10 minutes of Lost, the GOOD 10 minutes and have to rewind it to see what you missed (I love you DVR!)

...you decide to go to bed at 10:10 because you feel asleep during the second watching of the last 10 minutes of Lost

...although you are typically a light sleeper, you are startled awake by your husband shaking you upon arriving home*

...upon being shaken awake by said husband you exclaim "Watch out for the lamp!" When asked what lamp you are referring to, you point to the middle of the bed**

...after your husband leaves the cats get in a huge fight right beneath your bed which includes scrambling, meowing and hissing and which requires your husband to remove one cat by his scruff, yet you do not hear a thing

...while making breakfast the next day you pour your iced tea into your OATMEAL, then when realizing your mistake you turn and pour it into a DIRTY glass

...it takes you a good 5 minutes to realize you need to dump the iced tea oatmeal, replace it with new oatmeal, and you need a clean glass

Is it the weekend yet?


*I do not know why B decided to shake me awake but it I bet it is because he missed me. I know I missed him.

**It was a beautiful Tiffany lamp in case you were wondering. It was also a hallucination/dream as we do not regularly keep Tiffany lamps on our bed.



8 important things being said:

Kacie said...

Good grief, lady! Whatsamatter? I hope you can get some good rest soon.

*~Dani~* said...

Kacie - I have clearly lost my mind. The thing is I dont think I am getting any less sleep than usual. Is it a full moon or something?

Katelin said...

oh man i've gone to bed really early lately too, you are so not alone there.

*~Dani~* said...

Katelin - at least you have an excuse! You have been sick! Hope you are feeling better.

Jennifer said...

I have some crazy dreams like that too! Where exactly do you keep your Tiffany lamps anyways. I am looking for a good spot for mine.

*~Dani~* said...

Jenny - well we really dont have any Tiffany lamps right now but if we did we would probably keep them on a table preferably near a chair where we read. That's my plan at least.

Jennifer said...

Danielle, I am just kidding around, you know I dont have any Tiffany lamps! Mine are all IKEA!

*~Dani~* said...

So are ours Jenny, or Target.

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