I have been missing lately because I am preparing for yet another trial. Seriously. Remember when I had one in March, then there was one in August, and then one in December right before our party? Three in 9 months was not enough. I have another one starting today. This one is a two-fer, meaning when the trial is over, it just starts back up again with the same parties and the same court but fighting over different money.
Who wants to be me?
I didn't think so. In any event, as you read this I will be arguing my butt off. To commemorate this event, I will share an exchange with the Judge from the first day of the March trial:
Judge: Are you sure you want to proceed with this case?
Judge (to the other attorney): Are YOU sure you want to proceed with this case?
I can only hope today is going half as well.