Is anyone watching the show Girls on HBO? No? You should. Like right now. Stop reading this blog, go on demand it and you will be caught up in no time. Seriously. They are only half hour episodes (in HBO land, that is roughly 22-27 minutes). Once you are done, report back here immediately and go on to the next paragraph.
Okay. Caught up? So Girls is an awesome show mostly because it is awkward. At first B made fun of me for watching it. Then he declared the main character "awful." Now he deserts me in mid conversation to "go watch an episode of Girls." Yes, I can hear him laughing all the way upstairs.
You still haven't watched it, have you? Shame.
Watch this clip:
and this one:
Well, I had my own Girls moment the other day at work. I will let you be the judge:
Guy: Open your eyes...surprise!
Guy: Do you like it? (pointing to lack of hair on his head)
Girl: No, I don't f'g like it! It looks like $hit!
Guy: I did it for Cathy.
Girl: Who the f$ck is Cathy?
Guy: The woman at work who has cancer.
Girl: Oh, great! Now I look like the a$$hole.
Dani: G, what happened to your hair?
G: I shaved it on Friday.
Dani: Oh, good. I thought you were going to tell me you had cancer cause you look like you have cancer.
G: Actually, my friends and I all shaved our heads for our friend who has cancer.
Guess who looks like the a$$hole now?
*Sadly no clip for this awesome scene can be found.
**B also says the main character, Hannah, reminds me of him. To which I responded:
and he responded:
B: See above story.