Random Office Sightings

I think this will be a recurring special theme for posts - the random office sightings.  The inaugural post goes something like this:

My boss and I are headed to the kitchen discussing an important matter I am sure.  Upon entering the kitchen we witness a coworker on her knees at the snack machine with a long undone metal hanger which she is jamming into the machine through the dispensing drawer.   My boss and I continue our conversation without missing a beat but look at each other quizzically.   As we are leaving the kitchen, the coworkerl looks up at us and says:

"I just want my muffin."