In case you cannot read that clearly, it says:
Dear Easter Bunny,
I, Yesterday watched: the Easter Bunny is coming to town. It was cute, but some of it was scary. Have a Happy Easter. You know what Easter is really when Jesus died on the cross, not really eggs and other stuff like jelly beans and things. I think you shouldn't even come to kids houses because you know it's really to think about Jesus and when he died. But it's still fun having you.
And the second page...
My bedroom is a MESS. I still want you to come. I LOVE YOU.
That, my friends, is the very definition of Catholic guilt. When your religious side clashes with your secular side at such a young age, there is nothing to do than to try to rectify it by insulting the Easter Bunny while inviting him into your messy bedroom. Just like the Catholic church. Or dating.
*Is there such a thing as religious horror genre for films like a religious porn genre?**
**Wait. Is there a religious porn genre? Don't tell me if there is. I liked it better when I didn't know the answer.