Nothing like being stalked by your boss to start your morning off right. In recent times I have been subjected to the following:
Arriving to find my boss pacing outside my office door.
Arriving to be told he has been looking for me even though the sun is not yet up.
Arriving to find my him just on the other side of the outer door and almost smacking him with it.
And my favorite:
Arriving at work and while walking toward the building, hearing a faint tapping only to lookup and see him waving down at me, smiling like a clown.
My life is a circus and he is the ringleader.