It's been a while since I posted about the office. Here are some things I have been collecting: Partner: The milk of human kindness flows through my veins. Reply by passerby: Yeah, sour milk. * After receiving a warning at work not to download the Blackberry operating system update because there were bugs, the following conversation took place:
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So you are calling someone in my office and you get my voicemail instead. I say I am out of my office. I do not say I work for the person you are trying to call yet you feel it is appropriate to just continue on with your message anyway..."Yeah, this message is for so and so, this is stupid and here is my phone number. Oh and tell him it is about this...no wait, it is about this. Yeah, tell him it is about that."
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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Secretary to person on phone: "Oh what a weave and the web is tangled..."
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Partner: Did your clock go haywire?
Secretary: I am not late, am I?
Boss: No, you are early
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What a boss likes to hear:
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6 important things being said:
:P: the blackberry virus thing is too funny. What virus anyway? i use blackberry and pretty freaked out.
Bahaha! Unfortunately I'm the only one in my office so if hear something dumb, I'm usually the one saying it. :o)
Andhari - it was not a virus but more like a bug in the new software meaning that it might make the blackberry act up. I am pretty sure they have it worked out although our IT person's blackberry suffered as a casualty in the testing.
Brandy - okay, now that would be bad but quite hilarious if you posted stuff said in your office about you in the third person. Hmmm....
so funny! The iPhone one is my favorite!
waaay too funny. i wish i had a recorder in my office for later redistribution.
Jenny - I knew you would like that one!
Blaez - damn! I need to start using a recorder.
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