Sunday, July 26, 2009

What Brings You to These Parts?

I am always amazed at what people search to get to this little old blog so I thought I would share some with you:

"the mad hair" scientology - did they mean mad hair scientist?
Good night words to say to your spouse - usually I say "good night", works like a charm
Who is Badass - my bro is, haven't you heard?
swingers - we have a swing, does that count?
"rule breaker" - always
"seth" and "dani" - sound like a cute couple. Who the F is seth??
3 3 legged midgets in a room with 6 women riddle - how is it possible to have 3 legs?
blogspot of dani girls - there is only one dani girl
can spammers get in trouble - nah! But I bet you can get them in trouble
clown makeup - you must mean my neighbor
dani pitt - someone's living in fantasy land. Brad, you have Angelina, isn't that enough?
cyborg husband - that's B
cookie monster logic - that's also B
discount living room furniture - sounds so seedy. It was just Craigslist people!
eyeful spunk - there.are.no.words
fish mammaries - do fish have breasts?
fort knox conspiracy theory - um, k.
how to solve a case of the mondays - wait until Tuesday
hugh jackman have to pee bad - um, k.
ideas for extra rooms - fill them with stuff and call them Dani's Room of Stuff (insert own name)
rugs - yep, we got plenty. Even some from a - discount store *gasp*
sensing a bad case of the mondays - people just dont like Mondays
porn: thick glasses blind without - doesn't sound very fun porn, does it?
wheres dani
- where is that bitch? She hasn't posted since last Monday!

Real post tomorrow folks.


6 important things being said:

Jennifer said...

I love people. Don't you just want to know what they wanted to find???? I think the "blogspot of dani girls" may have been looking for something X rated. Just a guess though.

*~Dani~* said...

Jennifer - you may be right. I am afraid that a lot of those searches, including the one about midgets may have been looking for something X rated.

Debbie said...

This is great! I thought I had some weird ones, but this is just fantastic! LOL!

Blaez said...

keepin me laughin!!

Andhari said...

LOl Hugh Jackman has to pee? What's THAT about? SO freaky.

*~Dani~* said...

Debbie - I have a bunch of the weird ones and they will probably only get stranger after Monday's post.

Blaez - good. That's my goal in life :)

Andhari - I know, right? What do I care about that man's bathroom habits.

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