This week's crime watch chronicles brings us the sad tale of losing one's property, but this time it is the thief that lost out:
A concerned citizen called the police after finding an unusual black container on the corner of the street. It contained a marijuana pipe as well as some marijuana. The citizen had seen a vehicle driving back and forth and stopping at that very corner. The citizen asked the driver what he was doing and the driver stated he was "looking for a package" for his friend. The citizen told him he should check with the police because they had the package. The driver left, never to be seen again.
Point.check.match. And citizen for the win! How awesome would it be to say to a person looking for his stash "you should check with the police because they have it" when you know damn well they dropped it on the corner because they thought they were being followed. Hilarious.
As the old song goes, paranoia will destroy ya.*
*Some Black Sabbath for you, although not official lyrics to the song. How's that for some trivia?