Now, even the quality of tshirts is dwindling. They were never that great (basically a photo of one of MJ's album covers printed on a shirt), but they weren't half bad. White and black*** mostly. Now? Bright red, neon yellow and I swear the last time I drove by it looked like it might have been Fat Albert on the tshirt. MJ is NOT Fat Albert.
*The BAD neighborhood. You know? The one the neighbor feared Katie ran off to?
**Insert bad MJ joke here.
***But not Black and White because that would be an actual MJ song I heard just today. Coincidence?
****Seriously, do a Google search and you will find someone really asked that. The answer? Fat Albert is a cartoon character and Michael Jackson was a person. Brilliant!