- two ornaments off of the tree and strewn around the living room
- one ornament completely crushed
- my mail chewed up and strewn around the dining room
- puke with a poinsettia leaf in it
*We are totally nuts. Did you have any doubts?
**No, we did not name her after the Jersey Shore show. It was entirely coincidental. Or fate. You decide.
***No, B did not get the idea of getting a dog from yesterday's post. That was entirely coincidental. Or totally planned by him. You decide.