Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Apparently I Am Still Psychic. This is Good News. But Only for Celebrities.

The other day I was driving down the street, which is a time when all good thoughts find me, when I was suddenly slapped by this thought:

Madonna is now single. Sean Penn is now single. They really loved each other once. I wonder if they will get back together again. Remember that time he punched out the paps? He can be rather mean. Or tough. How sexy.

Okay, that was more than one thought. But, then I came home and I read this.

Well, well, well. I am on to something. My psychic ability knows no bounds. Unless you consider only the lives of celebrities as a bounds. Frankly, I don't. However, I am at a loss at to how to make this newfound ability profitable. Thoughts?

While you are thinking about that, let's discuss something else important and which probably made me think of Madonna and Sean Penn in the first place.


If you don't know this already, John Lithgow was on the latest season of Dexter playing a psychopath. I won't tell you what happens because I hate when people do that and the show is really not the point of this post. The point? B is convinced that John Lithgow is a serial killer in real life because he played one so well on TV. This led me to ponder what roles I see as being that of the "true" actor/actress. Here is what I have come up with:

Sean Penn is the character he played in Mystic River. See above.

Kate Hudson is her character from Almost Famous.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is the character from Buffy, but I think we all know and would agree with that.

Christian Bale is the character from American Psycho. Honestly, he can scare me. Did you hear that on-set rant?

Brad Pitt is his character from Seven. I know Brad would like me to say the character from the Oceans 11 franchise, but, sorry Brad, it isn't so.

6 important things being said:

Brandy said...

I agree; a lot of celebs play roles that are like their real selves. Or at least like I think they are in real life.

I heard this morning that Madonna wants to get preggers by her bf (@51!) so maybe the Sean Penn thing isn't happening.

Debi said...

I was thinking the same thing about Madonna & Sean, but they would probley kill each other, you know, the "Love ya, can't live with you".and they way she is acting, I guess he would be too old - LOL
I need to watch Dexter since John Lithgow was so good, everytime I see him, I think of 3rd Rock fron the Sun - LOL
I also agree with you about the others.

Sassy said...

Dexter. I'm so mad I missed out on this season but I will have to find a way to watch it that doesn't break the bank.

For the longest time, I thought Lou Diamond Phillips WAS Ritchie Valens because of the movie La Bamba.

I really thought he was dead (I was like 11 or 12). Sometimes its hard to let go of a role that an actor played.

*~Dani~* said...

Brandy - well, thanks for ruining my psychic bubble. Kidding. Now, the thought of Madonna having another baby, quite frankly, scares the beejebus out of me.

Debi - they would definitely kill each other! And he is probably too old since he is WELL past his 20s. If you saw John Lithgow in Dexter, you would forget about 3rd Rock for sure!

Sassy - you will love this season of Dexter when you get to it. I totally forgot about Lou Diamond Phillips. You are right. Totally LaBamba. I will admit, that it took me forever to realize that JLo played Selena. Sometimes I am still surprised when I realize it.

Jennifer said...

I do not think I have ever thought or heard about Madonna and SP getting back together. You are psychic.

And I should start watching Dexter.

*~Dani~* said...

Jenny - I am trying to channel my psychic ability to further my own good. Apparently right now I just need to know about celebrities. Also? Get watching Dexter. It is really good.

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