Monday, January 18, 2010

My Name is Dani and I Must Kick Your Car. Its a Problem

My name is Dani and I have a problem.

I like to kick cars.

Well, not cars exactly, but things on cars. What exactly do I mean? Let me explain.

Winter sucks. You know what the only good thing about winter is? Kicking cars. You know how snow gathers and clumps in the wheel wells of cars? That's what I am talking about. They must be kicked.

Seriously. They call my name. I love the satisfaction I get when I succeed in dislodging one and the thudding sound it makes when it falls to the ground. This may be the only thing I like about winter. Except maybe fleece.

My obsession with this kicking snow clumps is SO bad that I will kick other people's clumps as I stumble upon them. I try to do it when no one is looking for fear that someone will think that I am actually trying to kick their car and find retribution by performing a physical assault on me.

One time, I was so excited when we were stopped at a red light that I threatened to get out of our car to kick a nearby snow clump. B even egged me on. However, I truly did not feel like he had my back and would just laugh and drive away when the person confronted me. Husbands can be so mean.

Recently, this obsession took on a scarier angle as, in my enthusiasm to kick a snow clump off of a neighboring car, I lost my footing on a piece of ice and almost wiped out. It made me second guess my fun hobby. After all, hobbies shouldn't maim you, right?

The next day, though, I was back to kicking.

It is a problem.

I have to kick snow clumps on cars.

I must.



6 important things being said:

Debi said...

That is too funny...I guess it is ok to being addicted to snow clump kicking, I have not seen a rehab for it ........yet!
Just be careful and don't kick one that is frozen solid, broken toes (or foot ) hurt.

walkingonsunshine18 said...

HAHA I don't think I've ever kick the snow clumps away... Maybe I never had to because you already did it for me ;)

Debbie said...

Oh, i know exactly what you mean! too funny!

*~Dani~* said...

Debi - I didnt even think about breaking my toes. Do you think that is why my toe hurts? Nah! I only kick with my right.

walkingonsunshine - Maybe I have ;) You really should start doing it. It is very satisfying.

Debbie - and that is why I love you. You know exactly what I am talking about.

Jennifer said...

I too enjoy this. I am sad we haven't gotten a lot of snow this year, so I have not been able to do it often. It is very satisfying!

*~Dani~* said...

Jenny - it is the only reason I like snow. However, I can live without the kicking if it means no snow!

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