Saturday, July 31, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
*Special shout out to Mel! Just don't shout back, okay?
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Here are some of the characters I deal with:
The Child Walking Around in an Adult Body While Waiting for the Elevator:
Man: Is that an attorney's office?
Man: Are you an attorney?
Man: Is HE an attorney?
Man: Is SHE an attorney?
Man: Did you go to law school?
The Mr. Obvious Stalker:
Man: Do the elevators typically take this long?
Me: Yes, when one is broken.
Man: One is broken?
Me: Yes. [pointing to Out of Order sign]
Man: So one is not working?
The Village Idiot Posing as a Salesman:
Man: I am looking for Danielle's office.
Me: I am Danielle.
Man: She is taller than you.
Me: I am sitting down?
Man: She has your hair.
Me: Does she have my glasses?
Me: I am her.
The Woman Who Should Have Had a Door Slam in Her Face:
Me: [opening door for lady with VERY full arms]
Lady: I don't need you to open the door.
Lady: I am not going that way.
[and then she followed me through the door]
This all happened in the span of one hour on one day.
I wish I were kidding.
Monday, July 26, 2010
*I am not convinced these two were married and I only heard the kids call the guy dad.
**I will give you one guess as to which one of the couple was crying,
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Last week I was supposed to attend a golf outing with some associates. I was totally looking forward to showing off my super bad golfing skills. You know, from that one time I golfed. Two years ago. Hey, at least I could hit the ball. I did much better than even B expected. Although he wasn't there to witness it. So wise.
Monday, July 19, 2010
- Why were you in a pen with a ram?
- Why did you turn your back to him?
- What could be so important to make you leave an animal with horns facing your ass?
- If you could just jump the fence to get free, why did you stay and try to push the ram back?
- How long did the fight last?
- Who really won?
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Meanwhile, Jersey doesn't seem to even notice but just goes right to sleep:
She also takes some time out to ham it up for the photographer:
How could Chester swipe at that face?
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
- The woman had people at her house.
- One of these people were not like the others.
- Stranger danger.
- Said stranger liked her cat.
- A lot.
- Her cat was an extra special very expensive ugly as hell cat.
- Said stranger somehow knew this.
- Said stranger kept remarking about the value of ugly cat.
- Woman leaves stranger alone with cat.
- Cat goes missing.
- Stranger goes missing.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
And for no other reason than I mentioned the word "rap" enjoy this funny commerical I only recently saw courtesy of Katelin:
*Yes that was said in a totally "I'm gonna sex you up" way.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
I was backing up some old photos and noticed there were ones of Jersey when we first got her that I don't think I have ever shared with you. Whenever I see pictures of Jersey as a pup, they tear at my heart. She was SO little!
This was B playing with her in the yard. You can barely see her!
Look at her trying to attack Brad who is almost the same size as her:
Smaller than a gym bag:
But cutest thing ever!!
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
***Also who needs a pipe if they are rolling cigarettes? I am SO confused!
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Actually, it started looking even more patriotic after he started painting.
There is B...painting. Isn't he always painting when he ends up in photos?
That's a little dark.
I just love this color.
So what are our plans for this room?
A walk-in closet!!
Monday, July 05, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Thursday, July 01, 2010