You have this email exchange with her...
Mom: I just used my new Cherry Chap Stick. Is Katy Perry going to come kiss me?
Me: Ha! You are NUTS!
Mom: Have you ever tried it? It is VERY cherry and smells so good. Hell, I would kiss a girl just to taste it.
Me: Please STOP! No, I haven't tried it but I will have to with that ringing endorsement.
Mom: Don't buy it, I have another one over here. The smell goes away pretty quick and I don't want some random girl grabbing you and kissing you although your co-workers might find it interesting.
Me: You are really too much right now. You need Twitter.
And you might be a dork if you have this email conversation later:
Me: Do you mind if I blog about your cherry chapstick email?
Mom: Not at all.
Me: And do you mind if I imply that you might be a lesbian but then say that you are not?
Mom: Nope.
Yes, my Mom is not a lesbian.
Yes, my Mom is hip. She raps AND knows who Katy Perry is.
Yes, I am a dork.
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haha that's hilarious. your mom is pretty funny.
Thanks Katelin! She always makes me laugh.
If I recall correctly, this is not the first lesbian situation you and your mom were involved in.
What are you trying to say Jenny? But you are right.It was not our first.
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