Does your cat eat half a thing of corn bread that you left on top of the microwave that was in a sealed package?
Does your cat CONTINUE to eat the corn bread even when you say "HEY - what are you doing?"
Does your cat STILL eat the corn bread even after you yell "ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME"?
Does your cat not even flinch when you come at him with the Dustbuster to clean up the corn bread pieces strewn all around the dining room?
Does your cat come crying to you later attempting to make you believe he is starving despite the fact that he JUST ATE CORN BREAD?