The other day I was driving down the street, which is a time when all good thoughts find me, when I was suddenly slapped by this thought:
Madonna is now single. Sean Penn is now single. They really loved each other once. I wonder if they will get back together again. Remember that time he punched out the paps? He can be rather mean. Or tough. How sexy.
Okay, that was more than one thought. But, then I came home and I read this.
Well, well, well. I am on to something. My psychic ability knows no bounds. Unless you consider only the lives of celebrities as a bounds. Frankly, I don't. However, I am at a loss at to how to make this newfound ability profitable. Thoughts?
While you are thinking about that, let's discuss something else important and which probably made me think of Madonna and Sean Penn in the first place.
Dexter.
If you don't know this already, John Lithgow was on the latest season of Dexter playing a psychopath. I won't tell you what happens because I hate when people do that and the show is really not the point of this post. The point? B is convinced that John Lithgow is a serial killer in real life because he played one so well on TV. This led me to ponder what roles I see as being that of the "true" actor/actress. Here is what I have come up with:
Sean Penn is the character he played in Mystic River. See above.
Kate Hudson is her character from Almost Famous.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is the character from Buffy, but I think we all know and would agree with that.
Christian Bale is the character from American Psycho. Honestly, he can scare me. Did you hear that on-set rant?
Brad Pitt is his character from Seven. I know Brad would like me to say the character from the Oceans 11 franchise, but, sorry Brad, it isn't so.
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