Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Worst Kept Secret

So, B says to me one day after glancing at one of my 3 billion celebrity rags:

B: Lindsay Lohan is gay?

Me: Um, yeah where have you been?

B: Since when?

Me: Months?

B: Why wasn't I informed IMMEDIATELY?

Me:  Because you don't like it when I send you emails, especially about celebrities and you don't bother to read them?

Apparently, he only cares about celebrities if they have been discovered to be hitting for the other team.

Also, when asked why he never wants to read my blog he said "I don't have to read it. . . I live it everyday."

Yes you do, B.  And that is why I love you.

6 important things being said:

Jennifer said...

Geez. Someone is behind the times huh? And my B reads my blog but refuses to comment. He says he comments to me in person. I try to tell him it's not the same, but he doesn't understand.

So@24 said...

Damn. He sounds exactly like me. I kind of love that guy.

Bryan said...

I just found out she is gay too!

*~Dani~* said...

@jennifer - it is because he doesnt read the mags and doesnt want to talk about it. He is missing out. I told my brother that too - but he doesnt comment either.

@so@24 - He is probably your twin although he looks nothing like you. I told him he had a fan on MY blog to which he said "naturally"

@bryan - what's your excuse?

Bloggers Bro J to tha O to tha N said...

You had to call me out on commenting, huh? Never heard of Pandora's box, can of worms, sleeping dogs and every other cliche I can't think of at the moment? I also did not know that she was gay. I am not , however, offended that I was not informed immediately. It will only be a matter of time and a few bad albums or shows before there will be a sex tape "leak". This will be the point and time at which I will be very angry if I am not informed at once and given all possible links and a burned copy.

*~Dani~* said...

But have you seen who she is in a relationship with? Not sure that would make for a good sex tape, but I got you covered. If one is "leaked" you will be the first, I mean second, one to know. If I don't tell B first he might actually kill me!

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