Thursday, October 22, 2009

Who Needs a Proctologist When You Have a Cat?

The other night Mooch slept under the covers with B and I. In the middle of the night I got up to lock Chester out due to his crying. Apparently I startled the sleeping Mooch who jumped and stuck his paw up B's ass. In the words of B:

"Good thing I was wearing shorts, otherwise his paw might still be in there."

I think Mooch was just paying him back for this:

Lesson: Don't turn your back, or your ass, on a sleeping cat.*

*Especially if your idea of a good time is forcing said cat to take pictures in various poses that amuse you greatly but just piss the cat off.**

**See above.

5 important things being said:

Living Dees Life said...

that's hilarious!!

j'lynn said...


Instead of "Cat in the Hat" about a little "Cat in the Ass"?!?


*~Dani~* said...

Blaez - I am not sure B felt the same way ;)

jlynn - that is hilarious "cat in the ass" Love it!

Jennifer said...

Mooch is getting so big. I would be scared if he put his paw anywhere near me.

*~Dani~* said...

Jennifer - he is although that picture makes him appear larger than he is. I think. He slept next to me last night. I kept my butt pointed in the other direction.

Blog Widget by LinkWithin