Wednesday, November 18, 2009

It's Ms Psychic If You're Nasty

I would like you all to know that I am truly psychic. How do I know this, you ask? Well, just this morning I was driving to the office and stumbled upon an old 90s Janet Jackson song. Which one is not important (mainly because I cannot remember). What is important is what I thought at the time, which was:

"I wonder what Janet is up to these days. She is so off and on with her recording and performing. Heck, the last time I saw her perform was after MJ died. She sang his songs SO good. Hmmm...I wonder if there is going to be increased pressure from her now that MJ is dead. Will she have to go around singing his songs all the time? It must be hard to have a sibling die. I wonder how she is doing. Will she ever recover?"

As you can see, I have quite the stream of consciousness. I then thought about the 1,567,823,000 things I had to do at the office and promptly forgot the exchange until JUST NOW when I saw a commercial for Janet's first live interview since MJ's death where they will address what she is doing now, how she is feeling, and what her plans to perform are. And it is on TONIGHT.

I am totally psychic.*

*Please refrain from pointing out that the reason I even heard the Janet Jackson song was because of the interview airing tonight. I can refute that theory with hard evidence.**

**My hard evidence consists of the fact that I was listening to Sirius at the time so there was no pressure to advertise or to conform*** like the regular ol' FM stations.

***Sirius may not conform but it sure does play the same songs over and over. Really. There has to be more than the 100 songs I hear on the 90s channel released in that time period. TEN YEARS PEOPLE. TEN YEARS. FIND A NEW SONG!

7 important things being said:

Andhari said...

And they really lookalike too. I feel bad saying this but everytime I see her, I think of MJ.too bad they had a sibling conflict. No? when the fact is it's her that resembled him the most. I wish her all the success, really. She needs it. She's really talented too!

Debi said...

I believe you !!!
Could you please give me an idea of when my numbers will be coming out, then I will play them and save some money......of course I haven't been playing them lately , so I guess I am saving money! But I also have not won and I really need to do that, so be a good daughter and let me know.

Jennifer said...

I think you are psychic. Maybe you could run a hotline out of your house??? My friend called once and racked up a $120 bill. She wanted to call back and talk to the lady more. I stopped her.

Living Dees Life said...

i do that sometimes.

we should start our own psychic network!

*~Dani~* said...

Andhari - they really do look alike!! It really is too bad how apart they had drifted and the troubles they had, but it sounds like she is coming out with a new record. She is very talented.

Debi - I am predicting at some point in time, in the future, someday, you will obtain some money from somewhere. How is that? Numbers do not come in as strong. ;)

Jennifer - Give your friend my number. I will tell her the future at half that price. Geez - good thing you were around to stop her!

Blaez - we should! Our first customer will be Jennifer's friend. We know she likes to dish out the cash!

Winsdor said...

Dude!! Sometimes, when people call, I know it's them before I answer. It might be the caller id, but I chalk it up to my own special powers.

*~Dani~* said...

Windsor - welcome to the blog and to the land of psychics. I, too, would sometimes know when people were going to call before the phone rang. Even back before the days of caller ID. Of course, my Mom still thinks she knows I am calling when she hears my "special ring." It doesn't hurt that I call at the same time every day AND she has caller ID. Oh, and she's psychic. Yes you are, Mom.

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