Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Crime Watch Wednesday: And Your Little Dog Too!

This week's crime watch chronicles brings us the tale of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, only drunker. And as a middle-aged man:

Police stopped a man riding a bicycle after he was reported to be shouting "F you" to a bunch of youths outside of a party store. The man was stopped and found to have blood shot eyes, the smell of alcohol and was unsteady on his feet. He admitted he had been drinking. While transporting him to the station the man said to the officers "Just wait - I'll get you...Just wait till I get out and get you..."

No word on whether he was released on his bicycle or whether said bicycle had a little basket on the front.

Chances are it did.

6 important things being said:

J said...

Ha ha no pictures? That is pretty hilarious!

Andhari said...

OMG the guy is really THAT dysfunctional.

Jennifer said...

What newspaper do you get? Why doesn't anything like this happen in my neighborhood?

fingers said...

I think I saw that one on CSI:Boringsville...

Debbie said...

Of course it did. Where else would he store his alcohol?!

*~Dani~* said...

J - pictures would make my day!!

Andhari - scary, isn't it?

Jenny - the usual small hood one. I bet you get one too. My mom gave me one that you probably used to get and it had ridiculous stories in there as well.

fingers - you and B must have been watching the same episode. So I will say to you the same thing I say to him: Boring is as boring does. Then you can look puzzled and say "that doesn't even make sense" and I will respond "THINK about it" and stalk away. Man, it's like we are married.

Debbie - good point. You know he had to "refuel."

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