Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Crime Watch Wednesday: I Think You Dropped This...

This week's crime watch chronicles brings us the sad tale of losing one's property, but this time it is the thief that lost out:

A concerned citizen called the police after finding an unusual black container on the corner of the street. It contained a marijuana pipe as well as some marijuana. The citizen had seen a vehicle driving back and forth and stopping at that very corner. The citizen asked the driver what he was doing and the driver stated he was "looking for a package" for his friend. The citizen told him he should check with the police because they had the package. The driver left, never to be seen again.

Point.check.match. And citizen for the win! How awesome would it be to say to a person looking for his stash "you should check with the police because they have it" when you know damn well they dropped it on the corner because they thought they were being followed. Hilarious.

As the old song goes, paranoia will destroy ya.*

*Some Black Sabbath for you, although not official lyrics to the song. How's that for some trivia?

6 important things being said:

EP said...

Haha. It truly surprises me with some things that I read like this. Criminals are... so not smart sometimes.

Andhari said...

HAHAHAHA that's genius, it would be cooler if he let him wait and make police capture him though :P

Living Dees Life said...

that's hilarious! score!

Jennifer said...

That is hysterical!

Katelin said...

haha that's awesome.

*~Dani~* said...

EP - criminals seem to be dumb most of the time. At least those that are caught.

Andhari - that is what I thought as well. Or if he gave the guy the address to the police station and then warned the police he was coming.

Blaez - score is right!

Jenny - I agree.

Katelin - I also agree :)

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